Thank you, brother Al Mohler! I’m not sure what we would do if not for your vigilant eye constantly seeking to root out heterodoxy, thus keeping the faith pure, as white as the driven snow.
Bless you for spearheading the “Truth and Unity Amendment” to the constitution of the Southern Baptist Convention, which explicitly states that participating churches cannot affirm, appoint or endorse any pastor or elder who does not have a penis.
As we all know, in a clear binary universe, God is male. And to be male unequivocally means having a penis. And even though God need not urinate or copulate, HE nevertheless has a penis.
Women, castrated by God HIMSELF, as the sexus infirmitas—the weaker sex—cannot, therefore, be fully empowered to preach the Good News of the Gospel of Christ’s resurrection. Only those with penises are gifted with the fullness of the Holy Spirit.
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